condom

a tasty snack.

person 1: im hungry what should i eat?

person 2: i have some used condoms i saved from last night

by peaness2002 January 29, 2022

Condom

A plastic rubbery thing that you can put over ones head to suffocate them.

Take the stupid condom off his head, he will suffocate.

by Trademark98 July 31, 2012

Condom

Something you stretch over you're dick so you don't get your girlfriend preggerz.

Pregger girl: thanks a lot for using a "Condom"
Guy:ur welcome fatty

by Lu Lu Karie January 22, 2012

condomeant

1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.

2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"

FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.

FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.

by mBmD September 23, 2012

Condom

Something your parents didn't use

Your here because your parents forgot the condom

by Loading...12% September 10, 2019

Condom

Protection device used for intercourse

Carter wished he used a condom when he fucked Mandy and now has to have her get an abortion or his mom will kill him. Literally

by KMONEY9674 September 3, 2023

CoNdom

A balloon for adults.

Guy 1: He’s using a Condom!
Guy 2: No, that’s a balloon for adults!

by Fortniter Games And More December 9, 2018