CoNdom

A balloon for adults.

Guy 1: He’s using a Condom!
Guy 2: No, that’s a balloon for adults!

by Fortniter Games And More December 10, 2018

Condom

Protection device used for intercourse

Carter wished he used a condom when he fucked Mandy and now has to have her get an abortion or his mom will kill him. Literally

by KMONEY9674 September 04, 2023

Condoms

The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.

Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.

by Eyad, the weird kid December 08, 2019

Condom

The original "Son" block

Ah shit, the condom just broke.

by September 24, 2021

Condom

A plastic rubbery thing that you can put over ones head to suffocate them.

Take the stupid condom off his head, he will suffocate.

by Trademark98 March 14, 2012

condom

a tasty snack.

person 1: im hungry what should i eat?

person 2: i have some used condoms i saved from last night

by peaness2002 January 30, 2022

condomeant

1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.

2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"

FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.

FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.

by mBmD September 23, 2012