Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

colombian horse

Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.

I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.

by dildosexual April 14, 2023

Colombian Sneeze

A subtle way to refer to the act of sniffing cocaine or when someone clean their nose after sniffing some white powder.

"-Jeff just came back from the bathroom, look at his nose!
- Yeah looks like someone was doin' the Colombian Sneeze back there"

by WeedApple August 16, 2023

colombian crankshaft

When a male dips his penis in egg, covers it in cocaine and then violently sticks it in his lovers unsuspecting anus

Man that Colombian crankshaft I did last night was amazing

by BlufftonBitch April 30, 2015

Colombian Snowball

When you have enough cocaine that you can compact it and throw it at your friends

"Me and my friends made a Colombian Snowball the other day"

by baggy_gravy December 14, 2013

Colombian vortex

When two guys fuck a girl and one guy comes in her ass. Next, the other guy comes in her mouth and when she swallows she lets the cum in her ass fall out so it looks like it passed through a vortex and out her ass.

Yo, we totally gave your Yolanda a Colombian vortex last night.

by Brexel Boi April 10, 2015

Colombian Sleeper Hold

When receiving oral sex, one crams their genitalia into the giver's throat until they either pass out or die from lack of oxygen.

Tom: Yo Eric guess what, I gave Kathy was given a Colombian sleeper hold last night.

Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!

by Cocksmooch2131 July 17, 2012