by M. Oxlong March 22, 2017
When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.
by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014
I gave her a Colombian ass fuck
by Coco1988 August 26, 2012
Dude did you hear what happened to Igor?
No what happened?
He tried to steal drugs from the Colombians and they gave him a Colombian bow-tie!
No what happened?
He tried to steal drugs from the Colombians and they gave him a Colombian bow-tie!
by Peter pumpkineater July 21, 2008
When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.
dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!
by Colombian Ranger April 29, 2016
A body shot with a more latin sexual twist...
Lick salt off her inner thigh, shoot tequila out of her navel, blow a line off of her tits, and suck a lime out of her mouth
Lick salt off her inner thigh, shoot tequila out of her navel, blow a line off of her tits, and suck a lime out of her mouth
She gets so wet as I work my way up her body while doing a Colombian body shot....I get to do tequila & blow. Win win all around
by Jholmes54 February 19, 2015
1. The DEA was bugging his phones, so when arranging the drug deal, Pablo used the term "Colombian Nose Candy" instead of cocaine to fool the narcs.
2. If you want to have sex with a stripper, make sure to have some Colombian Nose Candy with you at all times.
2. If you want to have sex with a stripper, make sure to have some Colombian Nose Candy with you at all times.
by meatball12 March 09, 2009