Post-Coital Piss

That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 17, 2018

Coitus Hiatus

To have a break from sex, derived from the two words coitus and hiatus.

EG.
I'm not sexually frustrated, my man-parts are simply on coitus hiatus

by phatguy July 15, 2005

Dame Tu Cosita

A spanish scentence that when translated to english, says "give me your little thing" it is also used as a way to get clickbait veiws by minecraft youtubers like RageElixer.

Omg! I just found dame tu cosita in minecraft! (SCARY) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

by Ur mom's shrek hentai June 15, 2018

Coited

Getting laid, bumpin' nasties, makin' the beast with two backs, etc. Coit is based on the name of an old game called Quoits where you throw a rope or metal ring over a peg (like when you play horseshoes).

Get coited and die.

by Bored Silly December 28, 2008

coitalingus

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is being penetrated by a phallus (real or a dildo).

Julia's favorite part of her threesome was the coitalingus.

by myrlyn May 10, 2009

cognitive dissonance

Justin Trudeau's reaction to the death of Fidel Castro

'It is with deep sorrow that I learned today of the death of Cuba's longest serving President,'
'We join the people of Cuba today in mourning the loss of this remarkable leader.'

etc, etc.
yep this is called cognitive dissonance.

by i don't have a nickname November 27, 2016

dame tu cosita

Probably a sexual song that does not deserve to exist. Dame tu cosita is often used by clickbaiters.

Bitch I swear to god, if you say dame tu cosita ONE MORE TIME, I will roundhouse kick you in the face so hard that you'll realize for a second why your dad left.

by ShadowMC2 September 3, 2020