When you are watching Russian porn and start to get off until you realize when the girl pulls down her pants that she is a African American male.
by HotDiggityDamner May 1, 2019
Get the Transatlantic Cockblock mug.the act of cockblocking someone from a distance, this could be because you dont want one person to get with another or simply to ruin a party.
It is usually achieved by doing something outrageous or dangerous so you attract everyones attention in a certain area, such as running around naked at a social event.
It is also used by guys to stop their buddy's beer goggles as usually after such an event the effects of alcohol wear off slightly and judgement improves.
It is usually achieved by doing something outrageous or dangerous so you attract everyones attention in a certain area, such as running around naked at a social event.
It is also used by guys to stop their buddy's beer goggles as usually after such an event the effects of alcohol wear off slightly and judgement improves.
Guy 1: sorry for pulling a 50 yard cockblock at that party last night.
Guy 2: dont worry, man. I'm glad you did, the girl i was with was an absolute whale, it got her away from me!
Guy 2: dont worry, man. I'm glad you did, the girl i was with was an absolute whale, it got her away from me!
by .brownie May 17, 2011
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by Samuraipenisguarder October 31, 2010
Get the Ninja Cockblock mug.When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.
-- At a Party --
Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!
*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!
*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
by unger53194 September 19, 2011
Get the gentlemens cockblock mug.When a russian man cock blocks you by actually cutting off your dick and balls and stuffing it in your mouth so you get none from any direction.
Male: Hey baby.
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)
by Dylan( Caveman) Urquidez May 16, 2008
Get the Russian Cockblock mug."Hey man, I'm going to put The club online and it's going to be funny."
"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."
"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"
"Hey man, that girl saw the definition. Game OVER."
"YES... I AM KING OF THE VIRTUAL COCKBLOCK!"
by Zip February 7, 2003
Get the Virtual Cockblock mug.When you try to play your selection of (clearly) well-chosen music at some event, yet somebody who has a collection of vapid (most likely pop) music interrupts you and their music takes precedence for whatever reason(usually because it's more popular, particularly amongst teeny-boppers or preps). The effect is more dramatized if your music was played for a few seconds before somebody stopped it.
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Person A: Hey, I'm going to plug in my mp3 player so we can listen to some Talib Kweli.
Person B: Nah, let's just use my iPod and play Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA.
preps/teeny-boppers: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Person A: Oh wow, I got audio cockblocked...
Person B: Nah, let's just use my iPod and play Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA.
preps/teeny-boppers: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Person A: Oh wow, I got audio cockblocked...
by carpediemcorpse November 13, 2009
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