Cockboat

Columbus, Ohio local music forum. Noted mainly for it's poster's addictions to drama, drugs, bad music and left-wing PC causes such as gay marriage and free drugs for African-American AIDS patients. Lowest cumulative IQ of any music forum on the Internet.

I read CockBoat today and I swear they are allowing chimps to post there. Chimps who work for Noam Chomsky.

by PitBulls January 23, 2004

cockblaster

were a male uses his penis like a laser blaster, or well i'm sure you can guess the other meaning

he was using is penis like a laser blaster last night...
that is called a cockblaster

by areal name September 3, 2016

cockenstien

The act of acquiring a massive erection randomly.

Gabe had a cockenstien while performing in his sixth grade talent show.

by nighthawk5000 December 20, 2010

Cockbaiting

When someone with a absolutely massive shlong sends a really artful dick pic to a girl. You would think the guy is also attractive yet he isn't, it's some edp looking pedo with a massive cock!

My mom was being cockbaited by this weird guy. The cockbaiting loose weird smelly guy just wasn't right.

by LIHZAHRD March 29, 2022

cockmeat sandwich

someone that negatively comments everything and thinks he's the ish

Really Bob, you`re such a cockmeat sandwich.

by ashmendd January 9, 2009

cockmaster

someone who masturbates a lot and becomes master of their cock.

Steve began masturbating at a young age and now at age 30 he is truly a cockmaster.

by Anonymous April 17, 2003

lester the molester cockerstuf

A urban dictionary bitch who in real life would never say that too said person face but instead post it on here.

Yeah I was on Facebook and someone had a fake account and talked shit about me he would never say it too my face yeah he's such a lester the molester cockerstuf.

by You're better September 29, 2017