coal scuttle

The everyday bullshit that you have to go through at work, but can apply to any situation. You try and try to deal with the shit, but the shovel and bucket are too small. It’s a never ending battle that will ultimately bury you.

The client forgot to tell us about the “unexpected” 500 orders that came in and our billion dollar company is so cheap that they still haven’t upgraded our shitty system to handle the workload. It’s a coal scuttle.

by Strikeitbill January 6, 2019

Eating Coal

When someone is really tripping about something or said something really stupid.

Michael: Did you hear what Kevin said last night?
Kobe: Man, Kevin is always eating coal.

by Wessiah December 27, 2019

Coal Miner

A coal miner is a sexual term that relates to a type of woman with an amazing body but a not so great face. This is a type of woman one would like to have sex with in the dark but wear a COAL MINER's helmet to stare at her ass doggystyle.

Guy1: damn that girl has a nice body
Guy2: eh but look at her face....
Guy1: She's definitely a coal miner

by l3urkles January 7, 2014

Coal Digger

One who is exactly like a gold digger but only this time her man is broke

" My mom ain't a gold digger, she a coal digger."

by Pokemanwithasideofrobin December 1, 2015

shovelling coal

To insert your first and second fingers into another persons anus, and scoop out some shit.

Matt:I really like it, but shovelling coal leaves your fingers smelling for days.
Jonas:nice.

by absinthe smelling mick January 2, 2011

Coal Mine

A Coal Mine is an insult from a friend or family member that uses an embarassing or deep secret of your's to hurt or embarass you. Usually used in a large crowd (where it has more exposure to others.) or to use against you.

1. Bill doesn't have a girlfriend anymore because his brother Coal Mined him in front of her.
2. "Hey Bob, get me a drink."
"Why should I?"
"Hmm... Perhaps you've told me something I can Coal Mine you with."

by Buffalo Puppy July 25, 2009

Coals in the fire

when you have an interest in a member of opposite sex and have been working on them for awhile meaning you have been hitting on them, talking/texting them.

John: Yo bro you got any coals in the fire?

Mike: Yea dude I'm definitely gonna hook up with Julie this weekend.

by Mad Mace February 20, 2011