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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
mugGet the Right Turn Clydemug.

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
mugGet the Right Turn Clydemug.

As wide as the Clyde

The Clyde refers to a river in south Scotland that flows northwest.
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).
Alison Thewliss (SNP frontbencher)
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.
by Irtiza July 5, 2018
mugGet the As wide as the Clydemug.

Carter Clyde

A man that beats up homeless people and has a abnormally large penis
Did you hear about Carter Clyde’s penis?
by I’m not Carter November 8, 2020
mugGet the Carter Clydemug.

Clyde

A dude with a fat juicy CAWK that NO girl can resist, I am truly an alpha and all of you are betas.
Girl 1 : Omg did you see Clyde’s FAT ASS CAWK PRINT?!
Girl 2 : Yahhh it’s HUGE, I wonder if my throat can take it
by Clydydaddy June 30, 2022
mugGet the Clydemug.

Clyde The Cloud

1:Were you on Clyde The Cloud's stream yesterday?
2:Yes,he was reluctant about talking first,but then the chat forced him to talk.
by decrepitParadox February 27, 2018
mugGet the Clyde The Cloudmug.

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