clunge glut

informal. vaginal fluid

her clunge glut was well crispy

by Clunge 500 April 30, 2006

clidge

A term that is synonymous with "camel toe."

(coined by James Sommer, thank you.)

Those pants are too tight. Her clidge is in full effect.

by James Sommer May 17, 2006

Clungemonkey

A female who feels incomplete unless swinging from clunge. Often, although not exclusively, accompanied by barely contained feelings of anger, bitterness and superiority stemming from unresolved conflict issues and penis envy. Used as a more colloquial term than Big Fat Angry Lezzer.

'So Tom, how was the party?'
'Well Claire it was great. Right up until the part where i got set upon by this pair of angry, based-up clungemonkeys!'

by doombadger April 25, 2010

Grunge Clunge

(adj); The sweaty, dirty vagina you encounter on a lady who has just been to a rather active gig. Often both parties of the encounter are too fucked off their faces to care about the obvious hygiene implications involved.

Hairdresser: Have you had a good weekend, sir?
Customer: Why yes, I tell you, I went to a gig and got some proper Grunge Clunge. Scrubbed for hours when I got home. When I close my eyes, I can still smell it. I swear, you could almost see the stink-lines. But oh well, a clunge is a clunge.
Hairdresser: Oh, sir, you do have the most OUTRAGEOUS stories. Now, how long would you like your dreadhawk?

by PublicJoe December 20, 2010

Clunge

A Clunge - A Vagina, Ham Wallet, Cod Pocket, Clam, Pink Paradise, Cunt, Etc. ..

Slang for Female Genitalia. Often used in Context when explaining if Girls are Hot enough for Entercourse.

For Example;

2 girls appear in the Distance,

Guy 1; Hey dude, is that some Possible Clunge?

Guy 2; No man, thats Old man Jenkins and his Labrador. Your into Beastality, that aint' Right man,

by IndieKid;] July 20, 2009

Clunge Seeking Allowance (C.S.A)

The allowance (money) a male recieves every week in order to seek clunge. The male must use the clunge seeking allowance to pay for a nice shirt, a pair of loafers and cologne. This in turn will impress the clunge, and lure her into providing the male with her clunge services.

N.B: A male cannot recieve clunge seeking allowance when he is recieving clunge on a regular basis. *Clunge seeking benefit fraud*

"I can't come out tonight mate. I've got no clunge seeking allowance (c.s.a) left"

by girlslikedjs February 12, 2009

clunge face

the term used to describe a male who has just eaten out a female and has forgotten to wipe his mouth clean

no way man! you've got lady juice all round ya mouth! youve got a clunge face!

by idonotcare123 May 15, 2009