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Clay bum

When you wipe your bum and there is a clay like matter on the paper.
I was wiping for ages last night. Turns out I’ve got a bad case of clay bum.
by Fjdb565656 March 30, 2020
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Working the clay

Working the clay: To engage in sexual foreplay, like in that scene with the Pottery Wheel that was in that movie Ghost. A shirtless Patrick Swayze came all up behind Demi Moore and started massaging a big phallic looking clump of clay, then sticking his fingers in her clay and then she got all hot and sexy and totally fucked up the vase she was working on and then they had really intensely passionate R-rated movie sex with fake multiple orgasms. Because of this movie scene enrollment in Pottery Making Classes went through the roof! :-D
Demi Moore is so old and decrepit now that Ashton Kutcher must have to spend at least an hour " working the clay " before even attempting to stick his dick in her sandbox and I'm sure as hell that he still would get a dry burn on his dick so bad that it would require multiple skin grafts!

Ashton: Hey Demi. Could you slap on a little more Geriatric K-Y please! I think there are sparks shooting off my dick!

Demi: Did you hear that cracking noise! I think you just broke my hip!!!
by tonyfamous June 23, 2011
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T-Clay

The hottest man alive. Has the biggest ass. It looks like minecraft underwear. Also gets sturdy.
Oh my god look and minecraft underwear. T-Clay is so Hot.
by Curry Mingle April 3, 2023
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Clay Venti

a very beautiful clay figure which represents someone really beautiful
“ahh hello! omg you are so clay venti!”
by ilikepot May 22, 2022
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Clay venti

look it’s clay venti! My favourite clay figure made by the one and only ventisflash!”
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clay clay the jet plane

my face on a plane and its SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BOI
YO HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CLAY CLAY THE JET PLANE BOI HES HOT AND A MEME LOLLLLOLO
by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 24, 2017
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Clay-mie

n. When one shaves their head thusly giving them the appearance of or pertaining to clay. Clay head. Clay-mation. having {cotz}
Did you see after-hat photo of Clay-mie? Looks like an oily version of mr. potato head!
by clay-mie January 11, 2009
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