Flastered

A combination of the words flustered and flabbergasted

Bro was Flastered my dude

by Mtvebey May 8, 2024

De-cantered

Decantered. The part of a coffee pot that collects liquid. Also acts and emotion that one can feel. A mix between all emotions. Often used in past tense.

Gia: "Are you feeling De-Cantered today Daddy?"
Anna: "Yes son."

by FatherAllie June 13, 2017

Pussy Plastered

The lesbian version of dick drunk.

"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."

by swagoozach September 7, 2019

piss plastered

Eastern Ontario's way of saying getting drunk

Fuck bud! The chick I banged last night was piss plastered. What a great pork

by Goaby goabz September 25, 2020

Well catered for

It means you have a lot honing on down there (big d and that)

Alex was well catered for down there

by alivio May 22, 2021

hog-plastered

When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.

Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.

by Hog plastered November 21, 2021

Jimmy thy Cartered

To die of Melanoma at age 100

Timmy’s mom: Timmy, your great-great grandfather has Jimmy thy Cartered after a fight with Melanoma

Timmy: Zoo wee Mama!

On December 29th 2024 at 3:45pm EST former president Jimmy Carter has Jimmyed thy Carter after a year in hospice care, may he rest in peace

by JoeMama the II December 31, 2024