chronically online

a term used for an extremely sensitive and selfish individual who has become so engulfed in both cancel culture and the internet that they become completely out of touch with real life. usually social rejects and with 0 skills to put to use in the real world, their goal is to make life easier for everyone and to eradicate all forms of “hate” and -ism when in reality, they’re making it worse. essentially someone who won’t make it through life without having to find something to be offended by.

may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.
A: “please put a trigger warning for water!!” “don’t say ‘asf’ it’s offensive” “put a trigger warning for capital letters please” “this isn’t the hot take you think it is 😐”

B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”
by harry styles left ear July 24, 2021
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bubonic chronic

1. weed that gets you straight FUCKED UP

2. Very potent marijuana
Yo Collins used to sell that fuckin bubonic chronic, damn shame the po blew up his spot.
by ABJ March 21, 2005
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chronic masturbator

A man who simply has a thing against carrying a loaded weapon around all the time.
Mother: *knocks on door* Billy, what are you doing in there?
Billy: uhhh... NOTHING.
Mother: Dammit Billy, you're a chronic masturbator just like your father.
by sir gibsalot November 21, 2008
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Chronic Retardation

It's when someone is so dumb you are sure they are retarded but not medically diagnosed as being retarded.
OMG! Your you're such an idiot! Do you have Chronic Retardation?
by icchie_x October 07, 2009
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Chronic Boredom

When you have no weed. And you have nothing better to do then to go on youtube and watch videos of people smoking it.
"I hate being sober,well lets go on youtube"
-Chronic Boredom
by PoonjabPackit420 July 11, 2008
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chronic boom

The act of attaching copious amounts of marijuana to any type of dynamite or firework which results in a massive explosion of kush that spreads a god-like odor throughout the land.
Last night, I got some of my best afghan kush and tried a chronic boom. It was an amazing sight.

by Trickmaster 5002 March 02, 2009
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chronically white

a phrase coined to refer to a dumb or stupid white person; someone who is painfully white.
"hey did you see @seth.shyrock on tiktoks new video?"

"yeah he's chronically white"
by chamolemon February 20, 2022
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