wood chopping

To smoke an irregularly mammoth marijuana cigarette in a very quick manner.

Alfonserelli Salamanderous, this is not a wood chopping contest. Pass that hooter to Fez!

by Fester Festrian July 7, 2004

cock chopping

Similar to cock-blocking, but much more extreme.

In more detail... Getting close to having sex with a girl but being suddenly denied access due to your friend(not that good of a friend eh?)

You: Alan, Garrett is totally cock chopping you!

Alan: I know, hes not letting me do his sister

by NHDbeast June 16, 2009

Chomping at the bit

A physical feeling, usually experienced by involuntary celibates, where one is so horny that they are unable to focus on anything other than their unsatisfied sexual urges, and experience uncomfortable tension so intense that they actually grind their teeth

I haven't been laid for three weeks and I'm chomping at the bit.

by Rorkus Funkster October 29, 2014

Chopping and Changing

Mixing it up a little or a lot.

If we convoy it to Murray Bride we’ll probably end up chopping and changing people in car seats anyway.

by your mate jones April 17, 2009

Chooching

The act of taking what's not yours with out asking in an excessive manner.

"That kid is chooching my drinks, I've seen him drink five of my beers"

by Clifdawg October 19, 2017

Pork Chopping

When some one starts to carry on about nothing like a little piggy squealing about nothing

Jenny sure is pork chopping it today

by oznob October 26, 2010

choefing

the act of being high on a low form of crystal meth often used in South Africa and commonly referred to as tik. Usually refers to smoking the meth from a crack pipe or out of a broken light bulb using a plastic straw - a lolly

look at that kid stealing his mom's purse, he must be choefing.

by philman42 November 15, 2011