Armadillo Chew

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.

I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.

by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

sussy chewbacca

when you are a sussy imposter in among us and use the chewbacca defense to avoid being ejected

red is such a sussy chewbacca!

by sussusamongus69 October 17, 2021

chewbongka

A reference to Chewbacca, a Star Wars character, who was very tall.

It is a very, very large bong.

Stop laying on the couch like Han Solo and help me hit chewbongka.

by khartman February 11, 2009

Chewbacca growl

when you're having sex as soon as you nut in her mouth squeeze her nipples and from that warm liquid in her throat and you squeezing her nipples you should have a similar sound like chewbacca

last night this guy chewbacca growled me it was so fun

by skinnywhiteboy March 8, 2020

Big league chew

Bubble gum that appears to be chewing tobacco. Fun for all ages.

"You know what I haven't had in a while?...Big league chew"

by The Kevmaster June 5, 2004

chewbacca load

A load of semen so large that you would swear a wookiee produced it. Usually a chewbacca load can be produced by refraining from sex and masturbation for a period of a week or more. The size of the load will also vary from person to person.

I pumped out a chewbacca load last night!

by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 25, 2007

bite off more than one can chew

Try to do more then you can handle.

You might bite off more than one can chew if you I take a second job at night.

by Golden Lotus August 15, 2014