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Chesticals

Parts of a woman's anatomy on her chest that resemble a man's testicals
A girl walks into a bar . . .

Man 1 - 'Wow check out the rack on that!'

Man 2- 'Mate, look at them, they are all saggy and wrinkly!'

Man 1 - 'eww eww eww EWW! She has a pair of chesticals!'
by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009
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Those dangling access ports/catheters that hang from the chest of a dialysis patient.
It's important to keep your chesticles clean and dry, lest infection set in!
by Diana Tyler October 29, 2005
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Female breasts.
Testicles of the chest variety are known as chesticles.
She has an exquisite pair of chesticles.
Her chesticles are hanging lower than her knees.
by David Andrew Oliver August 9, 2007
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Chesticles-A male version of "boobs." Of course you think "No, its 'moobs'." But no it's not. Chesticles is the male format of boobs of a healthy, young, muscular man with a great chest. Moobs are what chubby guys have like "Peter Griffen."
1) "Nice, check out the chesticles on that hunk!" ;D

2) "wow, Nice chesticles. Are they real?"

3) "How long do you work out to aquire such nice and manly chesticles?"

4) "Be glad they aren't moobs!"

5) "I wish I had some chesticles like that man. Mine are all flabby."

6) "Can I get a look at them chesticles? ;D"
by ~Krys~ July 22, 2009
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When your balls are settled snuggly between a womans breasts as she's giving you head.
Jordan: "Yo man, what'd u do last night?"
Martin: "One word bro, one fuckin word: Chesticles."
Jordan: "Nice bro! Fuck yeah!"
Martin: "Fuckin fuck yeah!"
by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009
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small or tiny boobs, the opposite of big breasts.
dude, that chicks got chesticles!
by m1st February 2, 2005
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A term used for a female whose breasts hang so low that they hang beside her vagina like a pair of testicles.
"Did you see the chesticles on that old granny over there? Her tits were hangin' so low, I swear they were draggin' on the floor!"

"Check out the chesticles on that lady!"
"Seriously, has she ever heard of a bra?"
by Frippy & Sagey March 30, 2008
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