Chef Boyardee

A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.

Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!

by Red C November 27, 2015

Chef Boyardeaux

Any extremely cheap and nasty wine.

Yo, dawg! Anything to drink around here?
Ya, there's a box of Chef Boyardeaux in the fridge.

by 850 Commando October 2, 2009

Chef Brian

A character from Ctrl-Alt-Del who is totally random. I mean, seriously, he has problems.

Chef Brian "ahh correspondence. the kittens of my bone marrow are pleased. Inside we hope for snails or the shattered dreams of dinner rolls."

by THIS IS SPAR-TA' February 9, 2010

Chef John

Getting Your Ass chewed; The act of yelling at someone for their mistakes.

Your dad is going to Chef John your ass for drinking all of his beer last night.

by Nateraide March 22, 2013

Chef Shmoyle

When chef shmoyle cooks inside your girls pussy then beats the fuck out of her boy friend then spludges all over her face

Chef shmoyle cooked inside my pussy last night just like an oven

by Yoguy February 8, 2018

Chef PeePee

A mean, bad-tempered man who likes to cuss. His enemies are Duality and Psychosocial.

Chef PeePee: #%^* you, Psychosocial!

Psychosocial: woof! I don't know what you want.

Chef PeePee: Duality, you come back here, you #%^*ing mutt!

Duality: I won't take your attitude, PeePee!

by SimDevoSlipknot May 25, 2016

chef you up

when you wanna cook a good ass meal

"oi bruv imma chef you up you get me fam"

by palmest tree January 12, 2022