Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation

Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.

by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011

girl check

Street term for Breast Self Exam (BSE). The "breasts" are the "girls." A check-up a woman does at home to look for changes or problems in the breast tissue.

Experts do not agree about the benefits of BSE. Talk to your doctor about whether girl checks are right for you."

by yes juanito yes November 12, 2014

peepeepoopoo check

peepeepoopoo check is a sentence that is used in ironic tiktoks or actual funny tiktoks, it's ironic about the pee or poo jokes that toddlers make. it's also the best sentence ever. You can say it and it will make perfect sense at any time.

Jack: I just took a shit
James: Peepeepoopoo check

Carl: look at this drip
Cark: peepeepoopoo check

Roe: peepeepoopoo check "wearing a thanks mask"

by akselly October 3, 2020

spell check

Something that most people on this site don't know even exists.

Wat is this spel chek? I no of no spel chek.

by TheBurninator December 18, 2003

smoke check

the act of killing someone with a gun, usually from afar (akin to snipe)

I'll smoke check that guner if he pops his head up again.

by fatnutz July 26, 2006

idiot check

It's the once-over when leaving a hotel/friends house/somewhere where you won't be back for a while. Typically performed by one assigned person. For all those times when you think, "Man! i'm such an idiot! I forgot my ..."

"You take the bags to the car, and i'll do the idiot check."

by sunshine-- December 24, 2008

360 check

Something you do before using a racial slur. You look around to make sure nobody of the race you are offending is present.

White Guy: *does a 360 check to make sure there are no blacks nearby*

White Guy: NEEEEGROOOOOES!

by Veldmar December 8, 2011