Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.

Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.

by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012

changing my shoes

Taking A SHIT

Hey Jeff some guy said he Saw you watching me.... Um changing my shoes. 0-o

by Kami Kay August 4, 2016

Chunking hefty chickens

getting really angry at somebody or something.

Jimmy was chunking hefty chickens at his friends who made fun of his Sketchers.

by dragon of doom June 11, 2018

changing your email

something you cant do in urban dictionary for some reason

Mike: Can you changing your email in urban dictionary?
me: idk ask urban dictionary
Urban dictionary: no

by Some1 @ the internet March 13, 2021

Chanking

Chilled out and wanking

Hey guys I'm just home chanking

by Coza coolio April 30, 2021

Floor changing gas chamber

when someone farts while your are in the elevator

"Kacie created a floor changing gas chamber when we were on the way to our room"

by airwreckya October 3, 2017

Dick chunking

To wrap rubber bands around your penis into sections and start to play it as a musical instrument.

The one man band exhibits vocals, kazoo, and dick chunking

by Scott stott May 26, 2018