Channing Tatums

Tater tots smothered in chipotle and served smashed, via a hammer (to exemplify how retarded Channing Tatum is).

Dude, I could go for some Channing Tatums right now.

by theretardedchef March 21, 2011

Gold Chaining

Gold chaining is the term used to describe the activity of talking up one of the boys to a person of the opposite sex. Gold chaining put simply is "the act of talking up one of the boys therefore increasing his chances of impressing a person of the opposite sex" one can also gold chain himself, this is only effective when the object can subtly but surely make himself known as a 'boss dog'.

"Who is he and what does he do?"
"Oh that's just Stevie, he's just a mate. He taught Tiger Woods how to play golf, it was all him"
That's perfect Gold Chaining!!

by Iwik Naibaf November 1, 2011

Douche Charming

The man who all women must settle for when they discover that there is no Prince Charming. Often does have good attributes, but is far from perfect.
Term can be replaced with "douche in shining armor."

Woman 1: I can't believe it's finally your wedding day. The dress is perfect and so is your new husband!!

Bride(sarcastically): Yeah, he's a real douche charming...

by AlMcD November 29, 2009

charging the flashlight

Male masturbation. Inspired by a Mad-TV skit in which four men recharge various flashlights by shaking them, resulting in all manner of hilarity, including lots of doubles entendres and winking at male and racial stereotypes.

I came home from work early and there he was: right in the living room, charging the flashlight all over my Victoria's Secret catalog!

by arghonomic April 11, 2010

channing tatum

Actor who appeared in movies such as Coach Carter, She's The Man, and Step Up. As sad as this makes me, Channing is bisexual, and said he has been in relationships with men before.

Did you see that new movie Step Up? Channing Tatum is in it.

by Alexxi August 21, 2006

Charging Rhino

To put one's penis between one's legs and expose one's penis and ass to all surrounding people. This setup is often followed by the rhino running backwards after any audience, while bending over, simulating a rhino in a stampede, looking for a place to butt his horn.

"Man, he just charging rhinoed all of the swimmer boys in the locker room, until he found the right gazelle to take advantage of."

by blueskysrain January 14, 2006

churning the butter

Verb- The act of sexually gratifying one's self by stimulating the sexual organs; often found to be more gratifying after drinking a "smashed" peppermint mocha or meeting a respected band

After being asked what turns her on, Susy responded, "RDJ! Robert Downey Jr. has me "churning the butter" all day, every day!! RDJ's my baby!!"

by RedRiott November 24, 2010