Egg Chasing

A game where unskillful but strong "men" chase an egg round a pitch for a while, occasionally getting points for trying and very very simple kicking.

Michael: My kick into an unguarded goal from a short distance away was brilliant, much more skillful than a football free-kick.

Bob: Bloody egg-chasers

by SMIC November 10, 2003

Chringrate

A person who expresses extreme disappointment and dislike after opening a Christmas present, often times openly displaying a let-down face that is clearly visible to others including the gift giver.

Mother was so hurt after junior opened a card and acted like a Chringrate because he only got $25 instead of $50.

by Fricken Bill December 28, 2009

Charming The Manaconda

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.

I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

chainguage

a language consisting of chaining words together

"what is you sayin? stop using dat chainguage dawg"

Chainguage Examples:
"we're on the same page. sage."

"use that banana as a chaser though. dat baser doh."

by Blagic January 29, 2014

Scanner Chasing

(verb): The act of a listening to police, fire, or other emergency personnel radio traffic and responding to the scene to see the action unfold live. While this technique is used by many news crews to get the inside story first, it is also considered a hobby by some scanner enthusiasts.

While scanner chasing today, I heard the police being dispatched to a vehicle rollover. I responded to the scene of the incident and took pictures!

by CPD 103 December 27, 2010

bulge chafing nooksniffer

A complete fuck ass This can be someone you hate or one of you're friends. This can also be someone whos a pain in the ass.

YOU ARE SUCH A BULGE CHAFING NOOKSNIFFER.

God Tony is just a bulge chafing nooksniffer

by Genderlessbork December 19, 2017

CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010