I didn't even know that I was sitting behind Larry the Cable Guy in some restaurant. I heard him blurt out "GIT ER DONE!!!!!" and my ear started bleeding and I couldn't hear out of it. So I turned around found out who it was, and broke the Rebel flag guitar sitting next to him over his brainless head.
by Survivor Fan September 16, 2004
Get the Larry The Cable Guy mug.The surname of any male who is not only independent and strong, but also plagued with fouls odors that emit from the rectal area periodically. Has occasional bouts of conscience, but only when sober. Has no qualms about admitting to things that make others blush, and by doing so, makes all those around him think he's either cool, or utterly insane and in need of institution. Can also be an extremely gentle creature, but one cannot say so, or bouts of brash behavior ensue. Also lacking in modesty, thinks he is the most gorgeous, charming creature to walk the Earth. Thinks he can dance.
That Coble is a real pig, but I hear he's great in the sack and very giving. We'll see about that. Let's ask him.
by April Ann February 2, 2004
Get the Coble mug.Comedian. Anyone who says he sucks should be sent to Russia and tied to a tree to starve. He is one of the coolst comedians on the planet.
by nath May 13, 2005
Get the Larry The Cable Guy mug.A pretty funny comedian (if you like his kind of humor) from a small town in Nebraska whose real name is Daniel Whitney and is famous for his redneckish comedic act on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He is acting and talking as a redneck, but in fact sounds very Upper Midwestern, which is evident when watching his interviews.
Jokes from Larry the Cable Guy:
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
by Ryan J. February 20, 2009
Get the Larry the Cable Guy mug.A religion that believes in masturbation, stoners, sex before marriage etc. Wanna become part of it? There, now you are, no church, no money needed, no hassle, just go with the holidays like jerk off a horse day.
Karen: christianity will always accept you if you try to wash yourself from your sins!
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself
Eric: nah, I already got a religion called Cable! Now go play soggy biscuit with yourself
by Cable-priest May 13, 2019
Get the Cable mug.television channels that can be watched without paying for cable services. when you live out in the country and no advanced cable is offered u get cowboy cable. usually just the local news channels
person 1: "hey did you see that special on HBO last night?
persin 2: "dude you know i only have cowboy cable i had to watch freakin greys anatomy again"
persin 2: "dude you know i only have cowboy cable i had to watch freakin greys anatomy again"
by Cole Pat D. October 19, 2007
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