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D-day capacitor

Noun. The part of the brain normally only found in female humans though not exclusively, which stores each and every little thing a partner does wrong, which is annoying, etc. Instead of sending the signal "They have done something you do not like. Tell them so they can learn and grow.", this brain centre will store all these incidents. Then, on the day they wish to dump their partner (D-day), this part of the brain will unleash all these stored memories to counteract the guilt caused in the act of dumping.
"And they told me of the time I did the laundry and left a dirty sock in the basket. And the time I asked to live together, and they assumed I meant right now. And one day cleaning the cutlery and pots, I left a fork on the counter, and..."
"Dude! They fully discharged their D-day capacitor on you! I'll never get why people do that instead of telling you right away, so it doesn't eat away at them and allows you to learn from your mistakes."
by Dirtcreature X1 May 28, 2018
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capacityx

A rapper and producer coming out of Los Angeles California he’s a 90’s baby and he can take yo bitch
The rapper capacityx is hard
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Capacity

A man is capable for that work
He has capacity to hold this much weight
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Capacity rape

This type of rape is a Robert raping someone in their own house
That Robert Just capacity rape
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carepacity

The total amount of caring one is capable of expressing at once.
The world needs people with more carepacity to take on fixing all of it's challenging problems.
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OptiMom Capacity

the fine line between control and chaos - when a parent is scheduled so tightly they can accomplish seemingly impossible to do lists but one misstep and the whole house of cards comes down – getting the most done at the least cost (money, energy, quality, time)
Organized the class party, headed the fundraiser, went on the field trip and still had time to get a mani/pedi! She has been working at OptiMom Capacity all week. She won’t make it!
by unomesowell May 20, 2010
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caring capacity

Much like the biology term: "Carrying Capacity". It is the most one can care about any particular situation.
"Oh, and also we're going to have balloons and watch movies and there will be cake. And omg Jimmy is invited and I hope he goes, but also-"

"Karen, stop. I've reached my Caring Capacity"
by I_aim_to.irritate November 23, 2015
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