Carted

To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.

"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."

by Wordermeister121 March 10, 2014

brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.

by rpetras June 10, 2008

Caked

To reach a state whereby one is intoxicated by lack of sleep. Cake is the best natural drug you can get once you get to about 50 hours.

Man, I was so damn caked last night. I was laughing at the news reports about a dead baby at 5am.

by Samurai Ali May 22, 2004

Caked

Similar to catfish but the girl actually looks good in person because she caked her make up. You see her and she done but then you see her without as much makeup and she a whole new person. Like wtf is she?

Mayes: What happened to you and that one girl.

Tanner: I got CAKED! She look fine af at the movies but we went hiking together and I didn't know who the fuck she was at the end of the hike.

by SLbaseball February 10, 2015

Caked

meaning done, mostly used when all the weed's burnt out in the bowl and there nothing left.

Originated on Long Island. A.S.K.

"thats caked yo"
"dude your caked"
"i would like my steak well caked please"
"alright this convo is caked!"

by yobaba October 1, 2009

Cakked

To have intercourse. usally refering to a ugly person.

damn did you hear James Cakked that nasty ho Amy

by Jesse Dossey March 17, 2008

Caked

To shit one's self and end up with defecation on one's undergarments.

Oh no! My pants are caked! I hope it hasn't got onto my trousers.... Ugh! It's all warm and squidgy! It better not give me nappy-rash....

by The Way It Is October 24, 2012