Caponed

Getting Totally F'd over in a Fantasy Football Trade.

"Did you see how hard Joe got Caponed this week? So hard if he ever goes to prison, he'll never find a boyfriend."

by King Colock October 12, 2011

al capone

The process of luring/seducing a partner into sex, and then promptly abandoning the partner afterwards. Also known as bang and run.

I went bang bang al capone on Sally, that sorry cokehead whore---I love free sex.

by flylikegumby December 7, 2006

caponed

Caponed - verb - To get away with, or avoid judgement for, an egregious violation of the law or morals, only to be punished for a lesser offense which serves as justice-by-proxy for the greater offense.

Paul Wolfowitz got away with starting the Iraq War, but is about to get fired from the World Bank for promoting his girlfriend. He got "Caponed".

by dave3172 December 24, 2008

Capoopie

Basically a more proper word for: shit.
Use when in desperate need to express anger infront of elders.

You: OH CAPOOPIE
Elderly Women:.. what the fuck?
You: ...

by papayamastah November 13, 2009

Caponi

Always negative, angry, and never likes to see the positive in what life has to offer

Joe is such a Caponi and never sees the cup half full.

by Mikey Dubbs May 25, 2019

f. capone

Untalented losers

I wonder if anyone notices I have an F. Caponer

by Rene Lopez March 10, 2004

F. capone

Better than NX

I touched my F. Capone today.

by Ryan Borden January 29, 2004