colbert report

A show in which the American news is twisted into semi-truthful stories of current events

DUDE!! Did you see the Colbert Report last night? Steven had all the clips of bush making grammar mistakes. Yea dude, but you dont say the t's in the title you tard

by {ROB} king of kings May 8, 2008

colbert

Verb;(coal-bear) to sarcastically make fun of someone or something;

derived from The Colbert Report hosted by Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central and the sooned to be named new part of the space station section named Colbert after Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report

"Dude you just got colberted!!!"
"Colbert just colberted Obama on The Colbert Report!!!"

by ijustcolbertedmyself September 3, 2009

Colbert-Whip

A delicious snack made by putting Cool-Whip, or any kind of whipped cream, between two Pringles. This can also be done with Doritos, seeing as how it is Stephen Colbert's favorite corn-based chip.

I could really use a Sierra Mist right now, to wash down all that Colbert-Whip.

by Selinger March 31, 2010

Colbert

A phobia of Canadians, normally attributed to blocked memories of an upbringing by South Carolina hillbillies.

Stephen Colbert

by counterspinner February 6, 2010

logan calvert

a sexy mofo, massive cock and a lovely bloke, must smash

girl 1: omg logan calvert is so hot i want to blow him
girl 2: i agree he is so sexy

by imogens biggest hater April 5, 2021

Calvert County Hot Pocket

The act of inserting the head of a freshly caught, Patuxent River Bass into a females vagina.

I took her out on the bass boat and gave her a Calvert County Hot Pocket

by StogieMan February 1, 2023

colbert

noun: A sandwich made from two Pringles chips and a creamy Reddi Whip center. It is good snack for a little 'pick-me-up'. To make a colbert you will need two Pringles chips (preferably orignal, but any flavor will do) and a can of Reddi Whip whipped cream. Simply take one chip, spray a thick layer of whipped cream onto the chip and then place the second chip on top. The colbert's creator highly endorses the tasty sandwich saying, "There is nothing wrong with that."

"That colbert really stays with ya."

by AKAReject March 31, 2010