Calaan is a human who can be sweet, but terrifying if you cross them. Quiet and cute, Calaan can be the person you can depend on to talk about cats or catch the bus with, but possibly awkward at accepting compliments. Overall, if you have a Calaan, treat them with care otherwise they will mysteriously disappear in the middle of the night.
I met a Calaan the other day! I was careful in not speaking too loud. I didn't want to scare them off
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Calabarzon is a region in Philippines that has 5 province ,Cavite (ca),Laguna (la),Batangas (ba),Rizal (r),Quezon (zon)
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"Calculer" means "to calculate" in english and "cala" is a drift from "calculer".
"To calculate (calculer/cala) someone/something" means to give attention, or to pay attention to someone or something. It's an expression used by a lot of people, mostly the youngs, it's a slang.
It's more used in the negative way, than in the positive, we will see often this, followed with a "pas (not)".
Calculer, ou cala qui est une dérive, est une expression souvent utilisée par les jeunes, qui signifie le fait de donner de l'attention à quelqu'un ou à quelque chose, d'en avoir quelque chose à faire, il est souvent utilisé au négatif, donc suivit d'un "pas".
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"Calculer" means "to calculate" in english and "cala" is a drift from "calculer".
"To calculate (calculer/cala) someone/something" means to give attention, or to pay attention to someone or something. It's an expression used by a lot of people, mostly the youngs, it's a slang.
It's more used in the negative way, than in the positive, we will see often this, followed with a "pas (not)".
Calculer, ou cala qui est une dérive, est une expression souvent utilisée par les jeunes, qui signifie le fait de donner de l'attention à quelqu'un ou à quelque chose, d'en avoir quelque chose à faire, il est souvent utilisé au négatif, donc suivit d'un "pas".
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calculer / cala
"Il m'a pas calculé" = he didn't give attention to me
"Il m'a pas cala" = he didn't give attention to me
"Je les cala pas" = I don't pay attention to them
"Je les calcule pas" = I don't pay attention to them
"Il m'a pas calculé" = il s'en est fichu de moi
"Il m'a pas cala" = il s'en est fichu de moi
"Je les cala pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
"Je les calcule pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
"Il m'a pas calculé" = he didn't give attention to me
"Il m'a pas cala" = he didn't give attention to me
"Je les cala pas" = I don't pay attention to them
"Je les calcule pas" = I don't pay attention to them
"Il m'a pas calculé" = il s'en est fichu de moi
"Il m'a pas cala" = il s'en est fichu de moi
"Je les cala pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
"Je les calcule pas" = Je m'en fiche d'eux
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