caffer

A word commonly heard in portage that was brought over by a south african millionaire that doesn't work and married a doctor. Mostly used as an insult and in south africa is worse then calling somebody a nigger basically.

Mike " Hey Jamie you caffer bitch, bring me some water !!! "

by 13 Times February 15, 2006

caffers

A disgusting, blob-like creature that is formed from pure, concentrated cancer.

It's mating call resembles the sound of someone puking.

Jaypurs, that caffers is really fucking disgusting.

by Agnew March 23, 2005

Caffeine

Caffeine , the most awesome invention of man, it allows you to stay awake for days at end. It have helped students finish homeworks the night before turning them in. Also it helped to create the wounderfull drinks we all love like coke and Coffie . Truly this substance is the best thing ever.

There is some Caffeine in in your coke, drink it.

by The lord of the dance. September 12, 2009

cafediarrhea

What we used to call the cafeteria when I was in high school in the early part of last century...

Are they serving Mystery Meat in the cafediarrhea again today?

by Haywood Jabloughmie December 15, 2008

Caffeine dick

Some one who cant stop "spreading his seed"

Zach: Why isnt jimmy here?

Gary: He has major caffeine dick right now.

Zach:Dammit we aren't gunna see him all day then.

by SteelWaffle August 10, 2009

Chaffed

The slang term for stealing something.

Allison, I heard you chaffed that beaver toy?
No Tasha, I was just borrowing it.

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

cuffed

held in handcuffs (by police)

after the match al me mates were cuffed

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003