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creamee

Lets stop at that creamee stand over there
by dmitrikonnikov August 13, 2015
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The Double Creamer

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake
I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.
by walshy1 May 28, 2014
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Creased like Jeno

When you’re proper laughing; like absolutely cry laughing

Based off a Kpop idol whose face was creased on a poster
Mark: that joke was so funny hahaha
Johnny: I know; I was creased like Jeno
by sTaNtAeIl1 February 20, 2019
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Seattle Creamer

When you're in a Seattle coffee shop, and you order a ridiculous amount of drinks, a male barista ejaculates into one (or multiple depending how pissed off he is) of your drinks in the kitchen, and then continues to mix it up, giving the creamer look. Usually served hot.
Chance: Can I get 3 caramel macchiatos, 2 pieces of lemon bread, a smoothie, and a caramel frappachino with a pump of vanilla?
*Barista takes, and gives the order*

*I take a sip of the frappachino*
Chance: "Ewwww, this tastes all thick and sticky"
Andrew: "Yeah, mine to"
James: "He probably put some Seattle Creamer in our drinks"
Brian: "Yeah, you can see the semen floating in it"
by Chance, James, Brian, Andrew December 11, 2012
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creamer

A woman that gets excessively wet upon sexual arousal and/or orgasm.
Guy 1: Jen is a fucking creamer!!!
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: We fucked last night, and her juices got all over my sheets! She was so turned on, man.
by metalhead666 December 18, 2012
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The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
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Steveland Creamer

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.
Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .
by Kaerindael December 18, 2014
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