cooking class

a super groovy class, that is useful for getting out of lame classes, like sociology or band, with dumb people, and a depressed teacher, and my best friend CHRISTAE!

me: today sucks
christie: yeah
me: we have cooking!
christie: oh yeah!
me: yay.

by shimmy March 15, 2004

Cooking the finger

When one puts their finger in another person's butthole and then makes them sniff it.

"I got caught cooking the finger in class today"

by BobbyBezy September 3, 2009

cooking up

To make deal with sb,usually underground or illegal.

what do you got cooking up with him?

by louis_14 December 17, 2007

cooking dope in the crock pot

making chili

rain dip drop top cooking dope in the crock pot

by Meyers my October 31, 2017

Cooking Eggs

The act of getting a female pregnant. A word play on the embryotic eggs of a woman.

John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'

Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'

John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'

by BeanieBeanie October 24, 2009

Cooking the Beef Cheeks

The act of extinguishing a cigarette or cigar on one of the rear cheeks of one's partner during anal sex.

Honey can you pick up a pack of cigarettes at the store? I'm looking forward to cooking the beef cheeks tonight.

by HR Pup & Stuff December 9, 2008

cooking point

The point where you can no longer pull something out of the fridge/cupboard and eat it without some basic cooking being involved first. Of course this varies with how far the individual is prepared to go to avoid the strain of preparing food properly (ergo eating raw bacon), but this can generally be regarded as the point when snacking no longer becomes a viable option.

Person A: 'It's all chicken strips and pizzas in the fridge dude, i'm getting dangerously close to cooking point.'

Person B: 'You reckon we could get away with eating a pizza raw?'

by McBeardyfaceIlovejonin July 12, 2010