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Choking the chicken

Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"
Example; Yo, what's up man?

Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?

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Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018
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Choking Chewbacca

The process in which a male with an overly hairy Wang jerks himself, making it look as if he is suffocating Chewbacca .
"Yo, Tiberius is taking way too long Draining the Main Vein"
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!
by Partypoison321 November 26, 2010
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choking the corn

The stroking the rough part of a females vagina wall (g spot) in a rapid motion with your two middle fingers until orgasm occurs.
BOB: Hey bro, what did you and Sydney get into last night?

JIM: Oh, you know, just choking the corn as usual.
by uhRedux April 19, 2017
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last cookie syndrome

when you reach for the last cookie (can be anything i.e. potato chip etc.) and come to find out you already ate (or used or taken) the last one.
damn, I just got hit with the last cookie syndrome. Someone are the last piece of pie.
by leaf337 February 12, 2017
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Mile cockinhole

A Mile cockinhole is the type of nigga to fool around! He think you stupid! He know shit and ain’t tell no one, this kid also gay he say he not but he sure is. He say he don’t know something exist when he sure as hell does!! He is a gypsy ass nigga and gonna get put in a spliff
Look there’s a mile cockinhole you know them always foolin around tryna trick a nigga and such! He a gay ass punk!
by John Jesus September 27, 2021
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Fire Spirit cookie

Best cookie in cookie run!! That’s a fact everybody agrees, they should.
by firespiritcookie March 17, 2021
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Cooking With Cleavage

The manly way to say "Everyday Italian" .

Saying that you are watching everyday Italian is not manly. However saying Cooking With Cleavage is manly and tells people why you watch the show.
EX:

"What are you watching?"
"Cooking With Cleavage"
"Yea Yuh"
by Nadsafs July 4, 2009
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