chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.

A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.

by The third rick May 12, 2014

Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015

Chipotle

It's the definition of a girls life.

"OMG chipotle is ms life"

by Ms potato October 19, 2015

chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle

" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "

by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015

Chipotle

Chipotle is a mexican restaurant. I've actually never been there but apparently it's super good. I mean all the basic hoes love it. It's loved by many and tbh is overrated.

"Omg I love Chipotle. Chipotle is ma liiiife!"

by Tayliss the maker November 12, 2018

Chipotle

the spiritual haven that you reach when you become one with the burrito and have finally reached a point in your life when you feel complete. When you take a bite of that burrito and finally you have reached nirvana

I finally reached Chipotle

by soyuz October 11, 2018

Chipotle

A swear word usually used by Latvian people.

"Zandart , tu jobanais chipotle"

by Zandartavardukrajums August 5, 2018