my man looks like a chipotle bag
by yomamaluvmenotu April 18, 2024
someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)
"you're my first chipotle bag"
by gayratz April 08, 2024
by me<3milfs March 25, 2024
by LingDanc803 April 26, 2023
I was driving to chipotle when I “happened” to see you through your bathroom window on the third story of your apartment building.
by BicolasChrissy December 09, 2022
Means to go to your local Chipotle restaurant and just wait in line, for excess amounts of time. At least 30 mins.
Friend 1: bro you hungry?!
Friend 2: hungry but not hungry enough to chipotle and stand. I got shit to do man!
Friend 2: hungry but not hungry enough to chipotle and stand. I got shit to do man!
by Cubanmafiadale February 10, 2016
The insanity induced by waiting for an overdue mobile order while watching someone get on line and leave before you
As I’m typing this, I have incredible Chipotle Syndrome and may consider getting on line and paying twice to get out of here quicker
by dilhobootyhole July 16, 2022