skills check

a modern torture method formulated by some mental case. a surprise test on 5 surprise topics you've forgotten how to do which wastes half a lesson of learning time for students and takes up worthless time marking for some poor underpaid sod.

i'd rather shit in my hands an clap than do another bastard skills check

by skillscheckhateaccount January 31, 2023

Chode Check

To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.

Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution

an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel

Christian : Haha fucking loser

by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020

Form Check

The act of videotaping yourself (or a friend) in the act of lifting weights and/or doing exercises in the name of blatant self adoration, but under the guise of a "FORM CHECK!"

After I do another set of reps on video, I'm going to go home, shower, and masturbate to my own FORM CHECK!

by Jacksheapingsarcasm June 3, 2010

Fact Check

To censor or ban a user from an online social media platform, usually due to the user sharing ideas or content that the administrators of the platform disagree with on an ideological level.

"I archived Jane's facebook post on voter fraud before it was fact checked. I'll send it to you in a private message."

by Brundle November 10, 2020

Face Check

The act of checking if an area is dangerous to blunder into by blundering into it.

"There might be an ambush waiting for us inside this bush. Let me poke my face in and check"
"DEMACIA!"
"Dude, don't Face Check"

by Teh Mongause September 23, 2011

microphone check

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.

"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"

by Then8ie December 24, 2013

Covid Check

"Covid check" is called out before relieving wind. This is to check everyone's sense of smell in the area and reduce the spread of COVID-19. Loss of smell could indicate the presence of COVID-19, and a person who is unable to smell the flatulence should be avoided. This is considered a service.

Person 1: "Covid Check!" *farts*
Person 2: " Huh. I can't smell anything."
Person 1: " You prob have Covid."

by chubby choo choo January 25, 2021