cesso

pronounced: ch-eh-soe
a woman of repulsive physical appearance usually obese and/or with vomit-inducing facial features. Interpreted from the italian word meaning toilet.

guy1: dude, u better nail julie tonight
guy2: dude, noway! she's a cesso!!!

by marcusvittorianus January 13, 2009

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cesjds

A Jewish School in Rockville Maryland known for straight white males and females, who are extremely rich and dumb. However, despite this absolute epiphany of extreme wealth, there are still emo kids who vape, however they do it with airpods in.

Anyone who comes to school in anything cheaper than an Audi, gets expelled. And if you don't have Gucci, Dior, or Chanel, you're poor.

Wired headphones will land you a suspension until you buy airpods, and if you have a Samsung then that gets you expelled too.

Random Kid: Hey, what school do you go to?
JDS Kid:

Random Kid: *taps shoulder*
JDS Kid: *removes airpods and opens door to Lamborghini* What do you want peasant?
Random Kid: I just wanted to know what school you go to.
JDS Kid: I go to CESJDS, do you wanna see my lambo and extremely oversized house because I'm rich and white?
Random Kid: *fucking dies due to snobby white bitch overdose*

by HumanBeingWithArmsAndLegs February 7, 2019

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cesni

Devilish dervishes out of the Ottoman Empire, cesnis are a complex mix of compulsive cleaning, expert scrabble play, and chunked fairway woods. They often display an odd penchant for whiskey fueled fall weather rants and country club wedding crashing. All else pales to their affection for sky-high heels which become anthropomorphized. They often hold court while their heels deliberate on an upgrade in closet positioning. Despite all appearances, cesnis are normal and can be approached safely - unless you are wearing Crocs.

(whispered) Dude, the cesni is wearing louboutins to soccer again.

by wyatt906 July 11, 2011

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Cesar Aurelio

The greatest, none is comparable. Excellent hunter. Those who bear this name have sublte control over others, eventhought it goes unnoticed. They smell good. Standing near them makes others want to imitate the Cesar Aurelios. His movements are suave, gestures firm. Capable of performing great things with 25% of effort..in the sex scene, no woman can resist.. Even if she tries; his scent brings an undiscribed urgency to want to have sex with C.A. Its almost hipnotic...

Mankind: "we all should be named Cesar Aurelio"

by Gired October 4, 2013

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