Closet otaku

a person who hides the fact that he likes anime and manga from the public eye

yeah...im a closet otaku.

by flamingpaperbag June 12, 2011

Closet Nudist

someone who always hangs out naked at home or spends time in nudist places, while keeping it a secret from close family and/or friends or everyone they know.

"Why did Mike sprint away when he saw that guy at the nude beach?"
"Cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and Mike is a total closet nudist!"

by YoungNaturistsAmerica February 26, 2011

Ambrose Alarm Clock

The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.

That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.

by Karl Hungus October 31, 2019

clomo

One whom is in denial regarding their homosexual preference.

Bob: BRO, lets play pool basketball! If you don't want to play then you're gay...FAG!!!!
Curtis: Why, so you can "accidentally" grab my balls again, you clomo?

by turfburn29 December 4, 2009

closet pervert

A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.

I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.

by that bbw chick March 13, 2015

Fucking Clown Shoes

Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.

Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.

This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Clouis

Clouis is the romantic ship name for Clementine and Louis in The Walking Dead game. Another name for it may be Louistine but Clouis is the more common name for this adorable couple.

Louis: I love u Clementine
Clementine: I love u too
Clouis shippers: YASSS CLOUIS IS MY OTP I LUV THEM SO MUCH

by Dhcheicf April 2, 2019