birth jerky

Dried birth waste used as a delicatessen.

Hey buddy. Pass me some more of that birth jerky.

by TayWill February 10, 2019

Birthday Caird Pish

Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.

Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*

Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.

Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!

Jack: Birthday caird pish!

by Craiglang May 9, 2022

Happy birthday hummer

A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you

Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!

by Goldmatch May 3, 2014

happy birthday sophia

its my best friend sophias birthday today

dude happy birthday sophia

by Tea sis 89 May 19, 2019

Dirty Bartholomew

Shoving a rubber duck into peanut butter and then up your Latina gf's ass while squeezing it repeatedly. She also has her foot in a flower pot.

I was bored so me and my gf decided to pull a Dirty Bartholomew

by Siriuslyfkinswag June 18, 2021

Emerald Birthday

Your emerald birthday is when you turn the same age as your birth month.

This year is my emerald birthday, im turning 12 on the 3rd of December!

by that one ariana grande stan March 9, 2022

uncle's birthday

An excuse for not coming out because you're at home having anal sex

Brock was at his uncle's birthday again this week

by AmK11 March 15, 2017