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Trout Buffer

Another word for a vagina. If the penis is a trout the vagina is the buffer.

When the penis(trout) moves in and out of the vagina(buffer) it gets buffed. Hence a trout buffer

Also a derogatory term to call someone.
Jer: Dude that girl was awesome in bed.

John: What was her best move?

Jer: She had an incredible trout buffer- she rode me on top like she owned it.

John: Word.
by Shonk Rager August 21, 2013
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ad-buffer

When one pauses live television to create an allotment of recorded time. This allows the viewer the ability to fast forward through any unwanted commercials.
Before watching "Family Guy" my bro pauses it to create an "ad-buffer" so as to avoid any commercials.
by highflyer33 January 8, 2010
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helmet buffer

Yo Gene, check out the DSL on that broad!! She has to be the best helmet buffer, EVER..
by soundchild January 26, 2008
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Nudity Buffer

The window of opportunity in which to talk to a person to whom you might be attracted, prior to when you have undressed them in your imagination and/or fantasized about them sexually. Usually between 10 seconds - 5 minutes after first sighting this person, depending on his or her attractiveness and your horniness.

(NOTE: Men andwomen of both gay and heterosexual persuasions are subject to the fleeting nudity zone).

Coined by the character Jeff on the British sitcom "Coupling."
"I would go over and say hi to Steve, but I've already imagined what it would be like to sit on his face, so the nudity buffer has been breached and it might be awkward."
by Gerere April 16, 2006
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wall buffer

a sexual position when a man has a woman between him and the wall
damn jake your walls look sparkling clean what did you do to get it so clean?

well all i did was wall buffer her.

WOW i should try that sometime.
by Master Baterer January 16, 2006
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Buckle Buffer

Women seeking rodeo champions to have sex with them.
"Those girls are just a bunch of buckle buffers."
by BuckleBuffer69 January 26, 2017
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Bussy Buffer

"That man right there is a certified bussy buffer'"
"He's so fine he could buff my bussy"
Brad pitt
by Cuntlord33 June 5, 2023
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