Skinny Buddha

Food you cant help eat a shitload of, and not gain an ounce.

Yo I was fuckin starving yesterday but I was worried about making weight for my wrestling match, so I searched around till I found that Skinny Buddha.

by Muhammad christ December 3, 2013

Buddha

Other word for cock
Often used in combination with "convert to..." which then has the meaning of sucking cock.

I can show you my little buddha.
Let me show you how to convert to buddhism.

by Schrulius January 21, 2019

buddha brownie

A pot brownie

Yo you want some Buddha brownies?
Sure man

by AniBabo January 1, 2018

Buddha clap

When yo belly so fat it claps when you run

Take a lap and let me hear that buddha clap

by Adsmac January 26, 2018

Thirsty Buddha

When you’re soooo thirsty for a good anal after a drink

Geneviève : ahh I’m so thirsty for James
Anne- claire : you’re such a TB
Geneviève: I know such a thirsty Buddha

by Only your truthful hoe gen October 30, 2019

Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.

I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.

by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023

Buddha Clitoris

The earlobe of an Asian, preferably Chinese. If is another type of Asian they must refer to their country. ex: indian buddha clit, Japanese buddha clit etc.

Douche #1: Hey bro, Claire was sucking on my earlobes last night.
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?

by queen_tyron December 4, 2022