buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.

When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.

by JOEnobody March 31, 2008

like buddha

Milwaukee slang for the best or extremely well.
Synonym for very.

Dude Conrad is writing like Buddha over there.

Foamy: These are crazy times, Mr. Hatter. Crazy like buddha!

by TOM M M October 25, 2005

Buddha Flip

A Buddha Flip is where you perform a static Gainer 180.

Shaggy: Bunny just static kashed something his own height!

Dave does a Buddha Flip

Bunny: Damn that's impressive, who cares about my kash...

by Bunny420. May 11, 2009

MC BUDDHA

NOUN: A RAPPER WHO GETS SOBER AND STARTS RAPPING ABOUT RECOVERY.

Since he quit using he has become an MC BUDDHA and only spits rhymes about recovery.

by Gordy W. April 28, 2025

Buddha Ears

Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.

Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!

by 94Lex January 19, 2020

Skinny Buddha

Food you cant help eat a shitload of, and not gain an ounce.

Yo I was fuckin starving yesterday but I was worried about making weight for my wrestling match, so I searched around till I found that Skinny Buddha.

by Muhammad christ December 3, 2013

Buddha

Other word for cock
Often used in combination with "convert to..." which then has the meaning of sucking cock.

I can show you my little buddha.
Let me show you how to convert to buddhism.

by Schrulius January 21, 2019