bryson

One that refers to having no penis

A girl is a bryson Guys are never brysons

by john dorson October 5, 2009

Bryson

A big man whore. Who goes from girl to girl making them think he likes you, but actually plays your ass. So Basically he's a fuck up that is never satisfied with any girl. He also can't take a hint when a girl isn't into him. He follows her around like a clingy puppy dog and has serious difficulty overcoming his fat ego.

why do all Bryson's have to be like this?

by Shaniqua3202 October 22, 2013

Bryson

To Bryson - Bri-son - To be bothered by the unwanted, unwelcome presence of another individual, especially with tendencies toward joining you and other parties bringing absolutely nothing of significance to the present conversation.

Dude, earlier, while we were talking about that bodacious babe, Brian Jarret came over and totally Brysoned us. I completely lost my train of thought due to his asinine bullshit.

by Pushin 50's Chick July 25, 2007

bryson

dumb ass chode licker. he's really white, pretty much albino. he's a smart ass with all the wrong fuckin answers. needs to shut up. forver. fucking forever. he's fat. he just dooesnt even know it. he's full of himself, its pretty sad because no one else see's him in the "good" ways he sees himself. hes faggish, i bet he takes it up the butt....psh, like he's get the chance. good.

just kidding.
sometimes.

"did you see that fat ass fag licking chodes today? i think his name was bryson."

by jesusxgjdfbg. January 18, 2008

Bryson

Usually a gay guy with an extremely small chode. and an extreme ass to girls.

Your penis is a real Bryson.

by dtoney123 February 19, 2015

Bryson

Noun: An idiot who blows things out of proportion. Pathetically needy, but pushes people away at the same time. A giant ticking emotional time-bomb.

"He said he dint want to go, but now he's texting me?! He is such a Bryson.!"

by Thaysksthat ranRTARRESKL;FKL;S October 23, 2016

Bryson

A typical, short winded male who says very little and what he does say is usually not exactly the truth. His attempts at working or doing something constructive is virtually non-existent. Lazy to the core, but does love unconditionally. Loves to receive rather than give. He does try to make up for his lack of endowment by having a good sense of humor.

Hey guys, here comes Bryson. He must have just got out of bed.

by Oakenshield44 September 2, 2019