Brumpf

Guy who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubble.

That creep is a real Brumpf!

by Gernot February 24, 2004

Blumpswirl

Blumpswirl - A sexual act in which a male is sitting on a toilet receiving a blowjob just after pissing and in the process of shitting, the male will ejaculate upon the female's face and then shove her face into the toliet bowl holding it inside the bowl for a few seconds hitting the flush lever. This is done to allow the female all the male has to offer, urine, feces, sperm, and humiliation. This is a very rude act and is a combination between the sexual term "blumpkin" see definition and a "swirlie" the highschool prank. blumpswirl swirlie

Oh,ha, ha, ha, you should have seen it Dogg, I Blumpswirled that Bitch!!!

by stoutdogg June 17, 2010

shit bumps

The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.

Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?

Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!

by jvongrill September 29, 2008

apple blumpster

Taken from blumpster and, originally, blumpkin.

Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.

While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.

I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.

by K. Schulten May 14, 2011

lady bumps

an expression for breasts, easy to use in pleasant company or when you want to distract attention away from yourself or your janets.

"man, look at the bumps on that lady!"

"do you like my lady bumps?"

"i'd like to buy a bump holder. do you have 38DD?"

"get your dirty eyes off my lady bumps, you creep!"

by All American Boy November 4, 2006

Brump

To brump or brumping something or someone. The act of being brumped. Any person. Any emotional feeling. But in no way means fuck.

I don't give a brump.

I'm about to brump you in the face.

What a retarded brump.

by ash104 May 1, 2011

Glory Bumps

Goose Bumps experienced by religious people - causes include: religious fervor, visions, messages, spiritual experiences, anticipating the Rapture, signs of the Apocalypse, mutant cattle, etc...

I gots me some glory bumps in church today when the preacher told us the apocalypse is just days away!

by Walkerferox July 21, 2006