blonch

When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.

"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"

by JP tha Don December 28, 2005

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Spring Branch

Spring Branch
Hood
District

Streets
Campbell
Kempwood
Clay
ect.

''Say nigga You from Spring Branch''
''Yeah nigga i stay on Campbell at tha trailers reppin''

by 5pring 6ranch May 30, 2008

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the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled

when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)

have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?

it was crazy!

she died!

MORMON

by cum bustin bad boy March 31, 2009

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West Branch

Place, a small-ass town located in Northern/Mid Michigan, often also refers to Rose City and Ogemaw County. where you're more likely to see roadkill than actuall live animals, the air smells of sweet horse shit, you are always, ALWAYS, less than a mile away from a cow, and 'Tractor Day' is a holiday celebrated by the local high school

West Branch ...the real OC...

by ~~kv November 2, 2008

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Booncer

Someone with tight abs, Usually a short fit woman in her 40s that beats someone up sexually using a "bouncing on foot" technique called a "boonce." These freakish people feed off of human shame and hardcore techno bass.

"Dude what happened!?"
"I got assraped by a booncer chick!"

by Posion Puprle July 5, 2008

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