breaking bald

breaking bad but all the fucking characters are slowly going bald and dying

“have you seen breaking bald?”
“you mean breaking bad..?”
“no,breaking bald.”

by LyonIsOffline July 7, 2022

breathing penis

When your half way through a boner and your penis moves up and down periodically.

Dude he’s got a breathing penis!

by Hasj May 2, 2018

neck braking

adjective. characteristic of a desirable object that causes one to stare in a flagrant manner.

Chris drives a neck braking M6 around campus.

by el timba December 16, 2008

Father Beading

Watching Porn on a public train. Named after a priest caught watching child pornography on a train.

Stephen: While on the train I was Father Beading for a while.

Joe: Nasty...

by LilAW June 8, 2011

your breathing manually

A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.

"Your breathing manually."
"Damn you!"

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

Breaking Dawn

Quite possibly the worst book in history:

Read the first 50 pages...
Put it down...
Promised self to try and read it later... Didn't read it later...
Regretted not returning it after losing the reciept.

This book is sitting on my shelf and waiting for me to run out of firewood.

After trying to get through the first part of Breaking Dawn, I immediately gave up and asked my obsessed friends for a plot synopsis. >.<

by Hates the World February 24, 2009

Breaking Dawn

Sequel to Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, also known as an epic fail to those who do not suffer from SMeyer glorification.
Gave birth to the demon spawn nudger Renesmee Carlie Cullen (a.k.a. Nessie)
And with its release it destroyed a fan base with a mere 800 pages

Nothing equals this epic fail, also known as Breaking Dawn, I lack examples.

by JazzateNessie October 5, 2008