spend a battery

To sit in a cafe (usually with free wireless) using a laptop computer until the battery goes flat.

I'm going to the cafe down the street to spend a battery this morning, the coffee is good there!

by Davicles October 2, 2007

double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.

IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma January 12, 2015

Battery Denial

Where you continue to swap dead batteries in your electrical appliance over and over with one another, rather than getting another set.

"What are you doing?"

"Swapping the batteries over. 2 weeks left in these bad boys."

"He's in battery denial."

by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009

Battery Rape

Verb: To have your remote or xbox controller raided of batterys by other individuals, leaving you panicing as your friends go online or an ugly fat chick is on the Tv.

Connor: Dude why wern't you online last night? we where supposed to play gears at 10.

Andrew: Sorry man my brother battery raped me, took me over an hour to find some.

by Ledgend 0123 November 1, 2009

Battery acid

When a guy has a poor diet and his cum tastes like battery acid

Im thinking of breaking up with mr. Battery acid over there...

by Battery acid king May 23, 2021

Battery Battle

The comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. The person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be entitled to the charger.

Person 1: Dude, I need the charger. My phone is like seriously low.
Person 2: This is the only phone charger and I need it!
Person 1: Chill, we'll just have a Battery Battle. How much do you have?
Person 2: 33%
Person 1: 15%, I win.

by Squaresvillefan March 14, 2013

buttery thunder

A sexual position used by males of the homosexual variety, where one of the men will rub butter on the other gay man's ass, stick his penis in the buttered up ass, and the other gay man will then proceed to fart thus creating buttery thunder.

its now legal for homosexual men to practice the act of "buttery thunder" in Toronto

by The_Tannok May 2, 2006