too long didn't bother reading

Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.

These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.

that definition was too long didn't bother reading

by Irving Washington March 30, 2003

Botherness

the adjective for bother, to bother someone, to be bother by someone, to always bother someone.

She only likes us because of our botherness

by Sammy(; April 5, 2010

botty gel

Lubricant for anal intercourse, normally KY-Jelly or Vaseline

He had no botty gel so he used a handful of saliva instead.

by Edna Sweetlove August 7, 2010

Both-gabing

Trust me you just have to try it

"We were both-gabing so hard"

by Haksknxbd December 27, 2016

corpse botherer

a cunt who botherer's corpses , usually in sexual fashion, but not exclusively.

'piss off you vile corpse botherer'

'Jeffrey Dahmer , he was a a bit of a corpse botherer'

by not2scale March 3, 2017

play for both teams

to be bisexual. also expressed as “swing for both teams”

“I play for both teams.”
“What?”
“I’m bisexual.”

by tricksterTime August 24, 2020

blasting out of both ends

A slang term used to describe projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea at the same time.

Side effects may include: Blasting out of both ends.

by whats a pseudonym seriously October 31, 2021