success boner

An erection that occurs as a result of achieving some personal or professional successes.

Today I was offered a promotion at work. Totally walked out of the office with a raging success boner.

by Rrrrryyyyaaaaannnnnn May 28, 2012

Politics Boner

A state of being that one enters when he or she agrees with a politician's policies/ideals to an extreme extent.

Man, Bill Clinton gives me a politics boner.

by Gohn Smith September 6, 2012

Kenneth Boner

A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.

If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.

There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!

by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016

Mads P Boner

When you are running out of a gym bath with a boner.

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by Roby the Dangerous November 14, 2011

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Boner Soup

A movie about an adopted child, a father who was killed tragically and a mother who is just making by with what she has little of.

I would definitely go see Boner Soup

by BOBTHEI3EAN March 30, 2009

Bonercycle

The vehicle of retired gay pornstar Billy Herrington. It is composed of a naked body builder whom is being rode by Harrington, also naked. It can work as a segway, a motorcycle, etc.

Term invented by Michael Swaim of Cracked.com

-southern car dealer accent- Are you looking for a brand new or used dude-car? Then come on down to Harrington's, where we just got our brand new shipment of 2011 b-b-b-b-b-b-bonercycles! On a tight budget? Check out our wide range of gently used O rings. And we got all the added features! High beams, low beams, anti-lock balls! MMmm! Check out the paintjob on that! So come on down to Harrington's, where we don't jerk you around! Unless that's your thing, in which case... Mmmmm.... Yeah.... Woooo! THIS COULD BE YOU!

by Merc29 December 11, 2010