Blossom

1.noun-the Leader of the powerpuff Girls. Slightly arragant, slightly bossy, slighty nice, slightly mean. And a whole bunch of other slightly's.

2. A flower

1. "Blossom, move out of the way, the giant monster's destroying Townsville

2. "I picked these Blossom's just for you!"

by Luigifan12 July 14, 2004

Desert Blossom

A sadist & masochist activity in which a cactus is used to brutally fuck one in the anus or vagina thus causing extreme pain, but in their case also, extreme pleasure.

Note: this is extremely dangerous and causes irreparable damage

Boy, ever since i got that desert blossom taking a shit has been more painful than ever!

by Papa Thornberry January 16, 2010

blossom

When a gay man has recieved anal fisting so frequently that his balloon knot no longer puckers in, but blossoms out like Mt. St. Helen's.

"Percy and his fudge-packin' pals like to compare their blossoms after a long night of two-fisted fun to see whose is the plumpest."

by Slap-nut December 14, 2008

Purple Blossom

A prolapsed anus. Think Goatse or a sphincter after raw anal sex.

A true sign of love for your girl is to slurp cum from her purple blossom.

by MegaHu February 19, 2009

Cock Blossom

N. A colorful ejaculate stemming from the male penis. Usually secondary to an STD or STI.

Adj. An insult directed at a male party, generally one who is acting homosexual in a boisterous kind of way.

1. Wow, that is a nasty case of cock blossom you've got there!

2. That guy that cut me off is a total cock blossom.

by DPEX August 22, 2011

Fart Blossom

The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose.

My sister was being shitty so I dealt her a mighty Fart Blossom that just about ate her face.

by ReTodd January 12, 2006

Blosser

A proven winner, one who is admired and idolized at the tasks he/she is peforming... basically just the man. pronounced: Bla-sir

Man, I never knew Eddie was such a Blosser on the court

by Danny Z December 29, 2005