Blowjob

Something I will never get. I’m praying.

I wAnt a fUcKinG bLoWjOb lol I’m a ten year what am I doing

by Yeetus the fetus. September 16, 2019

blowjobbing

To really make a mess of something, or to cock up. You have blowjobbed something if you've caused it to go wrong.

Person 1 - "Hey, how's that cake going?"
Person 2 - "Not good, I'm really blowjobbing it."
Person 3 - "God, yeah, you've well blowjobbed that bugger."

by gang_star2000 May 2, 2008

Blowjob

n. Blowjob- the act of an elongated object being sucked.
v. Blow- to give a blowjob; to suck an elongated object

Oxymoron. It is the act of sucking, yet called blowing.

n. The man's girlfriend gave him a blowjob.
v. The girl blew him.

by Water4real July 3, 2017

blowjob

For girls, an unpleasant act, in which gagging and eye watering occurs (especially if deepthroating is requested). The finished act results in an explosion of what tastes like Crest White Strips. Swallowing must be done, and the guy is expected to follow up on his responsibility by returning the favor to the girl. It's the polite thing to do.

He begged me for a blowjob like a 4 year old, so finally I gave in. I had been drinking, so the combination of being gagged and inebriated at the same time resulted in my throwing up on his dick. Surpisingly, he didn't notice... he was drunk too.

by Ana Monica February 26, 2007

Blowjob

Asymmetric warfare tactic, devised by women in order to control men through soft power. Often used in pornography, the majority of consumers of which are male, as a mark for the introduction, culmination and the ending of the sexual act. That makes it the most desired practice in bed by males with porn-fried brains. However, the execution of the blowjob, its duration and the way it is performed depends solely on the woman's will. It is also a very undesirable practice for a female partner, because of hygienic risks and lack of satisfaction from it. Therefore, a male porn consumer looking for blowjobs willingly gives away power to narcissistic manipulative women, who use his sexual perversions to blackmail him and enhance her power in the relationship.

I get an erection just at the thought of that hot girl giving me a blowjob.

by Lieutenant_Gruber June 2, 2021

blowjob

when someone performs oral sex on a man, then spits the cum into a fan blowing it back in both their faces

I guarantee if you look up blowjob on UD it'll say something along the lines of 'when someone performs oral sex on a man, then spits the cum into a fan blowing it back in both their faces'.

by PictoNoMii March 30, 2020

Blowjob

The act of introduce the mouth into a male's penis.

My girlfriend gave me a blowjob yesterday

by Carlinhos May 27, 2017