To really make a mess of something, or to cock up. You have blowjobbed something if you've caused it to go wrong.
Person 1 - "Hey, how's that cake going?"
Person 2 - "Not good, I'm really blowjobbing it."
Person 3 - "God, yeah, you've well blowjobbed that bugger."
Person 2 - "Not good, I'm really blowjobbing it."
Person 3 - "God, yeah, you've well blowjobbed that bugger."
by gang_star2000 May 02, 2008
n. Blowjob- the act of an elongated object being sucked.
v. Blow- to give a blowjob; to suck an elongated object
Oxymoron. It is the act of sucking, yet called blowing.
v. Blow- to give a blowjob; to suck an elongated object
Oxymoron. It is the act of sucking, yet called blowing.
by Water4real July 03, 2017
by Yeetus the fetus. September 16, 2019
For girls, an unpleasant act, in which gagging and eye watering occurs (especially if deepthroating is requested). The finished act results in an explosion of what tastes like Crest White Strips. Swallowing must be done, and the guy is expected to follow up on his responsibility by returning the favor to the girl. It's the polite thing to do.
He begged me for a blowjob like a 4 year old, so finally I gave in. I had been drinking, so the combination of being gagged and inebriated at the same time resulted in my throwing up on his dick. Surpisingly, he didn't notice... he was drunk too.
by Ana Monica February 25, 2007
when someone performs oral sex on a man, then spits the cum into a fan blowing it back in both their faces
I guarantee if you look up blowjob on UD it'll say something along the lines of 'when someone performs oral sex on a man, then spits the cum into a fan blowing it back in both their faces'.
by PictoNoMii March 30, 2020
Asymmetric warfare tactic, devised by women in order to control men through soft power. Often used in pornography, the majority of consumers of which are male, as a mark for the introduction, culmination and the ending of the sexual act. That makes it the most desired practice in bed by males with porn-fried brains. However, the execution of the blowjob, its duration and the way it is performed depends solely on the woman's will. It is also a very undesirable practice for a female partner, because of hygienic risks and lack of satisfaction from it. Therefore, a male porn consumer looking for blowjobs willingly gives away power to narcissistic manipulative women, who use his sexual perversions to blackmail him and enhance her power in the relationship.
by Lieutenant_Gruber June 02, 2021
by Carlinhos May 27, 2017