World of tanks blitz 

The mobile version of World of Tanks (or WoT).
World of tanks blitz is available on mobile and steam, it is basically a smaller scale version of WoT without artillery (sky cancer). World of tanks blitz has much smaller maps, 7 v 7 which means a good player could change the outcome of the game, a physics engine that doesn't allow you to go upside down, not as much broken Russian tanks, has a noob friendly experience as there is little to no seal clubbing, has worse graphics (because it a mobile game) and is a very undemanding game.

The game is fun because its much faster paced than WoT or warthunder but has some pretty bad graphics when compared to these 2 games.

human: Im trying to get into world of tanks but i keep dying so quickly!
human 2: just try World of tanks blitz, its less complex

World of tanks blitz by skeletalchild November 18, 2019

the wendy's blitz

The wendy's blitz is a simple maneuver which may be utilized when you a.) do not have money for wendy's or b.) don't feel like spending the money for wendy's. To do this, you pile several people in to a car, and have on strip down naked, and drop them off behind the wendy's. next, you order a boatload of food, and just as the cashier hands the food out the window, you have the naked friend haul ass around the side of the building, take the food and run off into the woods or some secluded place, and you act disgusted to the point where you do not want the food anymore, because youjust saw a nudist make off with your big bacon classic, and then drive to a predetermined meeting point with the streaking theif, and munch out

Stoner 1: Yo, you wanna get a double at wendys or suttin?
Stoner 2: Nah, i aint got the money yo
Stoner 1: It's iight, we can just run the wendy's blitz
Stoner 2: Aiight, le's roll

the wendy's blitz by random redneck May 4, 2006

rock star penguin teste-blitz

A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.

Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*

rock star penguin teste-blitz by fubsish August 10, 2009

Dick Blitz

When seventeen or more raging penises invade an inadequite area, often a vagina or anus, in a lightning fast and ferocious manner. Dick Blitz may cause rashing, bleeding, loosening, and sometimes death. Often brought on by the ingestion of Spanish Clams. Clammy Spaniards are also linked to some Dick Blitz-ing cases.

Steve: "Dude, me and all the guys in my math class totally dick blitzed the substitue teacher today."
Fred: "FUCKING AWESOME!"

Dick Blitz by Anal Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

Myspace Hoar Blitz 

This is a term that describes the way that certain internet forums will locate a random whore (here on out known as "hoar") and they will all harrass her myspace page by means of altering her pictures and or inviting her to participate in lude sexual acts by way of rearranging her refrigerator magnets. Upon completion of said harrassment, participants are then required to post up thier contributions to be judged/admired by thier peers. This term was originated on honda-tech.com and many hoars were harrassed mercilessly.

Is this thread going to stay on topic or will it just become another myspace hoar blitz.

Myspace Hoar Blitz by Mr.E.G. June 1, 2006

World Of Tanks Blitz 

A tanking game for PC, Android, and iOS. Crazy game where Wargaming gives tanks out of containers to Hog you money for shit tanks, when you shot a tank and and the bullet just disappears even though you see the bullet to hit the tank AKA ghost shells.

Meadsy69
Pantoufleee
Droodles Blitz
Anggael
Blitz With Muffin
WoTB Joe
World Of Tanks Blitz Official Channel

World Of Tanks Blitz by ohhiiamsteveandimustfindshit October 9, 2021

Dutch Blitz 

To audibly fart accidentally or uncontrollably in public or around people

I was talking to my girlfriend's mom and thought I would let a small fart out, but it turned out that I totally Dutch Blitzed her...

Dutch Blitz by Ertischek June 16, 2009