Bible-humping

The act of loving the Bible so much, you may as well be humping it

Jerry Falwell is a bible-humper

by fgalkin November 13, 2004

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beable

Verb: Beable, to make a noise like a swan.

Captain Poncenby's escape was almost complete. Hiding from his nazi persuers in Hitler's own swan sanctuary had been a stroke of minor genius, he thought. Ever since boarding school, his ability to beable had been second to none.

by Speedwolf March 3, 2004

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Bible Thumper

An extremely fanatical religous zealot,
often characterized by their constant refences to the bible and their intent on converting everyone in a 100 mile radius.
They are essentially the same as Islamic fundamentalists, with the same religous zeal and fantacism.
"Hands that help are far better than lips that pray."

1. Religous Fundamentalist are contributing to the partisan bickerings that are hurting America.

by Michael C. L. July 9, 2005

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Bible Snob

Someone who thinks they know everything about the Bible and religion. They often throw the Bible in your face every chance they get. They think they are the perfect example of a Christian, when in fact by judging others they are sinning also.

Girl - I can't date him because he doesn't read the bible.

By-Stander - God, she's such a bible snob!

by x0BL1T3R4T10Nx August 16, 2008

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bible beltee

A member of the bible belt.

One who dwells in the realm of mental slavery.
A WASP, jingoistic, ethnocentric, fascitic, megalomaniac, fundamentalist, Jesus freak, ignorant, republican, and missing the good ol' Confederate States of American when cotton pickers could properly do their job without being freed by those darned yankees.

Praaaaaise the Lord ! For he shall give y'all bible beltees a new jerUSAlem !

by jfp & Jordan February 7, 2008

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