Letters to human beings

you can always approach me
i will like it
im older now
and there are issues because of it
but knowing that

youre older too
helps

you can always approach me
i know i am in another world
sometimes
but i can easily be brought back
talk to me
nicely
and true
i will be your friend

you can always approach me
i am alone
cant hang with many
so if you want to touch
make it our language
only we know of
and into this language
put everything you have been meaning
to tell me for so long
but couldnt
i will know

from "Letters to human beings", p84-86

by Krkič January 7, 2023

Humid Beings

Anyone who loves New Orleans, is fascinated by New Orleans or wants to simply support New Orleans is a Humid Being.

Celeb Humid Beings, Brad and Angelina, bought an apartment in the New Orleans warehouse district last year.

by RebeccaLouise February 3, 2009

Benis

Where one's belly and penis regions conjoin to create one fat blob of flesh. Similar to a "Gunt," although more applicable to men or transsexuals. Often found in older overweight men.

That fat man over there has a humongous benis.

by Beenishammer June 2, 2010

Beanism

The best religion ever. We worship Henry J Heinz, who created Heinz Beans. We hate Bush Beans, they are the devils spawn.

Bob: are you in the Beanism religion?
Billy: what's Beanism?
Bob: only the best religion to ever exist
Billy: oh that's pretty poggers, i will join Beanism

by Bean#2703 September 19, 2020

benis

Used only with fat men; the oversized area between the belly and penis

That dudes benis is so big it looks like he's pregnant!

by Estella September 21, 2005

benis extendus

a simple spell but quite unbreakable

harry potter waved his dick through the air and shouted "BENIS EXTENDUS"

by roblox rapist June 18, 2019

Benis

A type of bean that substitutes for any type of meat. Like burger,steak,cat or dog.

Hey Mason, Can you hand me that benis burger?

by BenisBoi69 November 12, 2019