brayden beck 

The guy that deep throated the water bottle at lunch

Don't be such a brayden beck

brayden beck by Maple wood Pa July 5, 2017

Jeff Beck 

A decent enough guitarist who has nonetheless become the epitome of "overrated". Along with Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck was one of the very early guitar heroes. However the arrival of Hendrix made him yesterdays' news immediately and he spent the remaining decades churning out boring albums every few years that lack any clear musical direction. Regularly hailed as second only to Hendrix in guitar god status despite the fact that we have seen the likes of Eddie Van Halen, Randy Rhoads, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani and dozens more who blow Jeff Beck out the water. Usually Jeff Beck is namedropped by insecure rock snobs to impress people nearby, despite the fact that nobody really likes him that much, or are even that familiar with anything he has done. Mentioning Jeff Beck is a good way to heal any damaged credibility someone may have if they happen to say they like any currently uncool music.

Rock poser guy- "Jeff Beck is so awesome, for sheer technical ability and feel, he has no match."
Some guy listening (who hasn't heard any Jeff Beck) - " I agree totally, the way he plays guitar is amazing"
Rock poser guy - "Yes, I mean.....Jeff Beck, man.....just.......whoa"

Jeff Beck by Celephais7 March 21, 2021

jeff beck 

Beautiful. FAN FUCKIN TASTIC!!!

Listen to Cause we ended as lovers

jeff beck by SexManiacOnARoll August 31, 2004

Glen Beck 

your typical closet Nazi, he also wears magic underpants as he is a mormon.

I hear Glen Beck hates poor people, what a nazi

Glen Beck by ioplkjgef September 14, 2010

Peter Beck Moon Shoes 

The act of jumping on somebody so hard that you fly to space

Peter needed to do a science project on Uranus. He took Brendan after school, jumped on him, and with his Peter Beck Moon Shoes he flew to space and completed his studies with ease.

Peter Beck Moon Shoes by M7M August 28, 2012

wood-beck

Anything and everything. Nobody actually knows what it means, but you can place it anywhere in a sentence and it makes complete sense. Very addictive.

Ex: What the wood-beck.
Ex: She is so wood-becked.
Ex: Mom, I am so wood-becked, make me some food.

wood-beck by wood-becker December 28, 2013

Jeff Beck 

Guitar god who, despite the fact that he didn't write his own songs, was one of the greatest, most technically advanced, and most innovative rock musicians of all time. Part of the trio of guitar legends (Beck, Clapton, and Page) who were involved with British blues rock band the Yardbirds.

Rod Stewart is nothing without Jeff Beck.

Jeff Beck by Phixes March 17, 2005