Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.

I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.

by FelixM13 September 9, 2009

Fur-bearing trout

A rare, nearly extinct breed, the Furbearing Trout is from the Artikdannder genus of fish and is found in the arctic lakes north of the 72nd parallel. Its diet consists primarily of ice-worms and fod. Sometimes confused with the more common Alpino-Pelted Trout.

That's cooler than a Fur-bearing Trout!

by Jeffrey Hicken January 3, 2007

Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018

genital beading

Genital beading is a practice where small beads or ribbed material is inserted into the penis much like a Sub dermal implant anywhere else in the body. It is usually inserted under the akin of the shaft or foreskin and heals just as quickly as say a dermal anchor piercing. It is used for both cosmetic reasons and sexual pleasure.

Dave went to the piercing parlour to get genital beading so he could spice up his sex life.

by Rubeheart November 5, 2013

Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.

Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.

by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010

Muffler Bearings

Contrary to popular belief, muffler bearings do exist, just ask your local dodge stealth or mitsubisi gt3000 owner. Although a popular prank to pull on the not so automotive savy muffler bearings are located inside the muffler, in order to operate a flap which opens and closes depending on the exhaust flow directing flow back into the turbo. Due to inconvienience (carbon/other buildup often jammed the bearings causing noise and poor performance) the bearings are only found on older models.

Hey go into the garage and grab the blinker fluid and spare muffler bearings!

by carCHICKknows April 4, 2009

blafingo

when you look like a blow fish and flamingo put together. so if you have big cheeks and you are wearing pink you are a blafingo.
or a blow fish and flamingo mate, the offspring would be called blafingo.

vicki: your cheeks look mighty big today
tori: and you're wearing pink, again
natlie: i must be a blafingo

by paris akbann July 3, 2008